Contradictory Happiness
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machetecorgez:

machete is NOT in the mood for your shenanigans, broccoli!

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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cl0thes0ff:

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catversushuman:

As long as they’re comfortable, I guess.

P.S. I re-opened my commission shop :) 
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yamelmegames:

Somebody is already cosplaying Fallen and it’s the greatest thing.

Warlocks were the first to tap the power of the Traveler, wielding its light as they ventured beyond the safety of the Shield. They know each discovery offers new possibilities, and they have devoted themselves to understanding the Traveler and its power. A Warlock mind is an arsenal of deadly secrets, balanced between godhood and madness. On the battlefield, those secrets can shatter reality itself.
puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

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theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

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